a friend of mine had a question on an application to a creative writing boot camp that read, "in five years, i'd like to be ( Read more... )

i have discovered the cause of global warming!


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what does it mean when a guy asks you to be in his movie?

working overnights has really fucked up my sleep schedule, health, and sanity. but it does make for interesting people watching (and questions), and it gives me the chance to ponder such hypotheticals as the following:

( no really, i'm not a scientologist )

back in November, 2004. i changed my profile on Friendster, and for some reason that attracted the notice of some random guy. i believe that if it weren't for Friendster, i wouldn't have met Andrew. and if it weren't for Andrew, i would not have met all the great people that i now know. and i'm pretty sure i wouldn't have had as much fun or ( Read more... )

the future is belligerent. it tells me to work and worry. so even without sense, i stick to the plan ( Read more... )

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/01/19/japan.jellyfish.reut/index.html


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i don't write extremely personal entries. i don't even want to try to find the right words. all i know is that whatever is happening to me has also made me thankful for my friends and siblings back home. it's amazing how i hadn't spent more than a day with most of them in the past year, but when i called they were there to let me just listen to ( Read more... )

( something's going around... )

it's funnier when it happens to someone else. so one day in Dallas, my mom was trying to make sure i didn't have a fever because i was puking for a couple of days. she used an ear thermometer a little too aggressively while i was sleeping one morning. she pushed it too far into the ear canal. at first it hurt a lot, then it would bleed ( Read more... )

Christmas has been officially cancelled. seriously, you're having more fun with your family this holiday season because you don't have to stay with them for more than a week ( Read more... )