Two MUST READS for anyone (like myself) seeking some respite from b.s. today, and needing a good laugh:

1. THE VIAGRA PRANK


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Happy Birthday to the uber-cool zaiden Have a fantastic day sweetie!
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Having succumbed to peer pressure this journal is now....

Friends Only

if you want "in", leave a comment or add me and I'll most likely add you back:)

-the management

Things you learn when unemployed:

• Maury Povich does  "YOU MAY NOT BE THE FATHER OF MY BABY" shows, 9 times out of 10
• Retarded Grandpa CAN speak English and is a nosy s.o.b (e.g. looking into our windows when he thinks no one is home)
• the mail deliver person comes around 2 p.m
• days of the week don't really matter unless you are employed otherwise ( Read more... )

• Train ride home via VIA RAIL ("People Moving People", please read further for the irony) on Saturday. Train was supposed to leave at 5:40 and arrive at 7:09, instead we left at 5:55 and arrived at 9:30. Barbie and I enjoyed our 2 (and then some)hour stop over in Yucktuck Buttfuck while the stewards locked themselves in the bathroom for fear of the ( Read more... )

• Upon inspection last night it saddened me to find that my platform shit-kickers have just about bit the biscuit as far as wearability is concerned. I miss 'House of Ill Repute' for the fact that A) they carried shoe sizes that people over 5'8 could wear (unlike another Queen St. Gawth store...*coughs*) B) their prices were decent and C) not ( Read more... )

Sunshine this morning...*sighs in relief ( Read more... )

Facking snow....it's still falling!!

Dug out the front walk 3 times yesterday only to watch it slowly fill up again. Also trudged down the road with shovel in hand to locate my automovehicle. Needless to say I was not impressed to find a giant mound of snow where my car once stood and after 15 minutes of trying to dig the sucker out with snow up ( Read more... )

EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS = Favorite Spice + Last Foreign Vacation Spot ( Read more... )

LJ has become a habitual thing, more than a few times I've hovered over the delete option only to be swayed by a "What Sexual Organ Are You?" quiz or a particular juicy rant about boxers versus briefs. For years I've suffered with CBS (chronic bitch syndrome), only to have the tool of my disease presented neatly in front of me, chalk full of ( Read more... )