To one of my favourite flatmates:


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According to the Healer at St Mungo's, for the last ten days I've been walking around with a hairline fracture of my fourth metacarpal. For those of you with no medical training, that's a crack in one of the bones of my hand. I thought it was just bruised, but when it didn't stop feeling sore I decided to get it checked out. It took me ages to ( Read more... )

Is it really true that keeping windows closed helps keep rooms cool in temperatures like this? There's absolutely no wind, so I understand that there's no chance of catching a cooling breeze even if I do leave the windows open, but I always thought that it was better to let air circulate and all that? It's unbearably stuffy in my room at the ( Read more... )

Luna, I just thought you should know that someone called Thaddeus Prenderghast came to the Witch Words offices today to discuss advertising. He's about 80 years old and seemed alarmingly smitten with me.

No offence, but I'll be hoping your divination spell was wrong, or that this isn't the T. Pr_____ of my dreams.

Waking up at 6am on a Saturday morning is not one of my favourite things ever. Being woken up by some screeching harridan outside? Even less fun! However, when said harridan is that woman from Building 2, the mother of those two obnoxious brats, and she's running around outside clad in nothing but a bathing suit, covered in what looks like ( Read more... )