second place

[brett_tomko]

Dear diary

Comments

[fly_on_wall]

Main Entry:come*ly
Pronunciation:*k*m-l*
Function:adjective
Inflected Form:come*li*er ; -est

: ATTRACTIVE : HANDSOME
-come*li*ness noun

Oh and *ahem* tutu??? Do tell...

[omar_vizquel]

It's called ROOKIE HAZING... Gosh, do you have to do a story on ROOKIE HAZING?!??!?!?! You call yourself a SPORTS COLUMNIST?!?!?!?!

GEEZ

[fly_on_wall]

Actually, we don't call ourselves sports columnists. In fact, we've tried to be very clear that that's exactly what we AREN'T. We're fans, plain and simple, and we like to know more about the players.

GEEZ!

[omar_vizquel]

You're ANNOYING.

[omar_vizquel]

Hey Brett, good luck with your start... Hopefully we'll continue our hot hitting and help you out for once.

[brett_tomko]

That'd be nice!

[lance_niekro]

I am withdrawing my offensive support for Tomko. Shove that tutu where the sun don't shine

[brett_tomko]

Don't get an attitude about hazing, everyone has to do it! You probably won't start against Penny anyway.

[todd_linden]

i don't know if you fuckers have noticed but i have fuckin amazing legs. you better put me in somethin that shows them off.

[brett_tomko]

Sure thing.

[farnsworthalot]

Ha ha ha, o man, you think YOU got a load of rooks on your team? Trust me, what you got is a few rooks. What we got out here in Hottlanta is a fuckin infestation.

[brett_tomko]

Yeah, I would imagine your rookie hazing is going to be a little more difficult than ours.

Lillian Hellman

[scott_munter]

I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions.

Re: Lillian Hellman

[brett_tomko]

Will your conscience allow you to dress like a prostitute?