I was a very, very, very, very BAD BAD Bridget this weekend. More details later ( Read more... )

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So the pop and coffee delivery guy was just here. He comes up to me and says, “So my wife wants to have sex in the backseat of the car.” I’m like “Really?” He says, “Yeah, and she asked me to drive.”

HAR DEE HAR HAR!!!

Okay, it was no where near as good as the midget joke, but it was funny nonetheless.

I have been boozing entirely too much lately. There’s something about this time of year that drives me to drink. And this weekend will be no different. Tonight I’m meeting up with Triathlon boy for some tomfoolery and excessive amounts of alcohol. Saturday, my girl Kristy and I are headed to the Aragon Ballroom to see Hot Hot Heat, Death Cab ( Read more... )

Yesterday, I went running for the first time in MONTHS. I’m SUPER sore, and I only ran a mile. I love feeling this way- OUCH. The kind of sore that feels good. I actually enjoy running. I’m going to see how long I can keep this up before my knee goes kaput on me.

Do you think it’s possible for pantyhose to literally disintegrate while you’re wearing them? I do. I think mine are disintegrating while I type this. Seriously, giant holes are mysteriously forming out of nowhere!

If you already don't think I'm a whacko, I'm sure you will after reading this post ( Read more... )

BIG PRETTY SNOWFLAKES!!!!

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