In retaliation for my livejournal scandal, my Secret Santa gift from Stephanie included:

A small black bag labeled "Mrs. Bloom"
Black socks with picture of a bunny that say "I like boys. They're stupid." and have pink fluffy fringe.
A gigantic "Yard O Beef" sausage.

So I'm alive, contrary to popular belief. A lot has been going on lately, and I've been really busy with papers and tests, not to mention studying for my one actual final, chemistry, on the 18th. I haven't really been up to a whole lot, really, just the usual homework and sleep deprivation. Let's see, what have I been doing ( Read more... )

Crossett Christmas. What a crazy night.

I think that all my fellow whores will appreciate this.

To Whom it May Concern ( Read more... )

I AM 18!
I can now buy cigarettes, lotto tickets, and pr0n!
And vote and stuff.Congratulations, presents, chocolate, flowers, and large sums of money much appreciated ( Read more... )

Last night was SO fun. For those who don't know, I organized a reunion party for our 8th grade PRISM class. PRISM kids=CRAZY ( Read more... )

AMHERST
CLASS OF 2008!

My personal opinion of Troy:

( Just in case anyone hasn't actually seen Troy yet, which is unlikely but still possible. )