Magicakes 2.2
Foul language, adult concepts. I don't recall any nudity but THERE MIGHT BE JSYK.
A continuation of the Magicakes Pixel Trade Round Robin captained by engram_au, with the first round ably played by the inimitable bondchick_nett! Previous installments as follows:
Gen 1 Part 1 | Gen 1 Part 2 | Gen 1 Part 3 | Gen 1 Part 4 | Gen 1 Part 5 | Gen 1 Part 6
Gen 1 Part 7 | Gen 1 Part 8
Gen 2 Part 1
Bunyip is still on a mission to find death-touched townies to box into her underground pseudo-bathroom and leave for Grim. This unlucky townie looks way too happy considering what she has planned for him.
Fermium (thealicecat), I think you have a lot more to worry about than some dirty plates and cockroaches.
Like the raging illness you have been infected with by said cockroaches. And the fact that you will get NO medical treatment. Or food. Or a bed. Or sanitary bathing facilities. Or a toilet. Yeah, I'd say dirty plates rate pretty low on your bitch-o-meter.
Fermium: "But the vile, nasty bugs! I can't avoid them! They're EVERYWHERE!"
I know, dear. It'll all be over soon.
Fermium: "What was that?!"
Nothing. Nothing at all.
Fermium: "You know, BoS, I really wanted to have a family. A bunch of kids running around. The pitter patter of little feet. Y'know what I mean?"
BoS: "Not really. I've pretty much achieved my life goal by being present. I could do with a huge swarming cloud of flies, though. Yup, that'd be AWESOME."
Bunyip, it is HIGHLY inappropriate to high-five your next victim about the impending death of your CURRENT victim.
After that, you're surprised when he won't move in with you?
Oh. It turns out he's just a total perv and wants some SUNTHIN SUNTHIN first. Nasty old fart, I do not feel bad about his fate now.
Bunyip looks equally pleased about taking the slutty route to get him moved in.
But it worked. Laurence looks ecstatic. He's clearly forgotten the dying man locked up belowdecks.
Laurence: "Mmm, firm, young breasts pressed up against my flabby moobs... I AM THE HAPPIEST MAN ALIVE!"
I do believe Bunyip is somewhat of a black widow. Just wait, this money becomes VERY important soon.
Glass houses, Laurence. You don't smell so hot yourself. I see BoS is reproducing. How sweet!
Raise your hand if you saw this coming!
I am thinking this might be a sign from above. I'm not sure if it approves of my dastardly deeds or not, though, so I carry on with the killings.
Bunyip sleeps through the inferno like a baby.
And the rain puts it out without any damage to the lot. I am vindicated in my belief that the lightning god wants me to continue killing innocent sims.
Tensions run high in the death cave.
Another fire. The only one who cares is the wolf. I briefly wonder if I misinterpreted the lightning god's wishes but quickly decide he's pissed that they're dying too slow. I agree. *sigh*
And then. I realize it is Monday. And I promptly roll:
The ‘Angelina’ challenge. Adopt three toddlers in a row. If you don’t have enough money to adopt, save up until you do. If you don't have enough room in your household, move some people out or wait until teens go to college. Once the adopting starts, it has to be three in a row.
Oh freaking joy.
No, no I'm not.
Yay.
Whilst waiting for the first demon non-heir-eligible child, bondchick_nett's Jensen Mimics waltzes by so I send Bunyip running out to greet him.
They immediately started ACRing with a relationship of like 16/3 o.O I figured it was meant to be and let them at it.
Bunyip: "So I'll be needing your babyshake to make some heirs for this family legacy thing I got roped into, are you up for that?"
Bunyip: "I know how to rub that genie in the bottle the right way..."
I think she broke his brain. Poor delicate Jensen *pats*
Oh FFS, it's about time.
Laurence, you are PEEING on the deceased? I fucking hate you.
Grim: "DRY CLEANING IS NOT PART OF MY JOB DESCRIPTION, HE'LL HAVE TO GO LIKE THIS."
You two are retarded. (Girl Friday by simnels and Alejandro (I think) by stakeit_uk)
At least Bunyip has the class to shed a tear over her poor abused sort-of boyfriend whose brain she sucked out then locked in the basement to die.
I'm kind of terrified of her now.
Is he dead???? YAAAAAAA... oh wait, he's just passed out. Damn.
Now he's dead. The BoS family has been proliferating nicely. I had hoped one of them would die by flies or disease but no dice. And with that I fail the Olive challenge since I didn't manage to move in 5 sims and kill them. I did my best but I am not trying to do that challenge AND raise 3 toddlers. Newp.
Speaking of, here's the first bundle of joy.
It's my Keenan in tot form. Way to just dump him on the lawn, Social Worker Lady.
Luckily Bunyip scoops him up and is the most adorable mummy EVER.
These are free-range toddlers. I threw a bunch of toys out in the yard since the house is a shoebox and figured I'd let them at it. Keenan doesn't seem to mind open-air living.
DROiD has to make sure he's fresh. Can't have any spoiled meat.
I don't think DROiD expected the meat to fight back.
No, no, definitely not.
Hmpf.
Well at least her relationship with Jensen is going well. We will eventually need legitimate heirs.
DROiD does NOT approve of the meat sleeping in his house.
The new arrival is Dropa (prettypalisades) and the Social Worker is doing better at not just dumping the poor kid on the lawn this time.
The xylophone is proving to be very popular among the tiny meatbags.
Of course I do! >_>
Really? You're SURE Bunyip is an appropriate parent?
DROiD is sleeping on the floor because there's a meatbag in his house. The cribs are made of CARDBOARD BOXES.
There's the ghost of a man Bunyip KILLED wandering the lot.
One kid's in the doghouse, the other is nomming dog food. Mother of the year, this one.
Kiddie pools are better than baths, amirite?
Well, they might be cuter. Until you think about the fact that Keenen has a full diaper in there. Too bad they don't actually raise hygiene.
And our last little munchkin is Pumpkin Toast Behr (javabean_dreams). Who rather deserves a life of misery after what she did in her own legacy. If you look hard enough, you can see Bunyip trying to be an actual mom and take care of Dropa, and DROiD is in the doghouse where he belongs. It's all a sham for the Social Worker *nods*
Featuring Sims/Pets by:
thealicecat
bondchick_nett
simnels
stakeit_uk
sixamsims
prettypalisades
javabean_dreams