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[bubblyhealer]

It's that time of year again! What could it be, you ask? Well, ob-vi-ously, it is . . . DRUM ROLL, PLEASE.

THE HOTTEST MOST ELIGIBLE BACHELOR LIST

I know you were all waiting with bated breath for this! Never to fear, I, and a panel of trustworthy judges, including -coughcoughcough-, have wisely thought about this for fifteen minutes fifteen days

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[no_good_tsuna]

My fault? How is it my fault?!

[bubblyhealer]

I thought it was implicit by now.

Everything I do is your fault! Obviously!

[no_good_tsuna]

Right, how could I forget.

Am I allowed to question the list or do I just wait for all the other people to come complain about it?

[bubblyhealer]

You can question the list all you want, of course! But if anyone comes to complain, that's your responsibility too. I mean, I thought that was also implicit by now, coffee boy.

[sexy_swordsman]

This is just for men eligible to date women, I assume? Because I am far more sexy than ANY of them! Except Kanda... But seriously! I am insulted!

[bubblyhealer]

Of course only for women! I mean, if we had a Gay Bachelor List, it'd only be you, right?

[sexy_swordsman]

Then why is Kanda on that list? One, he's regrettably taken, and two, he's into guys.

[bubblyhealer]

REALLY?! Taken by who? Into guys? Seriously?

[godot_107]

How could you overlook my devilish charm?

*sips coffee*

[bubblyhealer]

BECAUSE YOU MAKE CREEPY COFFEE.

[sonofabat]

Dammit! Tsuna cost me my place on the list, didn't he?!

[bubblyhealer]

All complaints go to Tsuna~ Try not to hurt him too bad!

[sonofabat]

*Cranky* I'm not making any promises.

[bubblyhealer]

I understand.

I'll get my healing staff ready, then!

[crimeas_hero]

...What in...

...Do I even want to know what prompted this?

And I'm first? Surely there are better men than myself here...

[bubblyhealer]

CONGRATULATIONS HOTTEST BACHELOR PERSON!! You should be happy about your placement! And if you know of any better men, please tell me!

[crimeas_hero]

...Er...right...I'll...keep that in mind.

Now, uh...I need to, uh, go see Soren about something, so if you'll excuse me...