Why do I own a Hanson CD? Where did it come from?

I can't hold back the smartass comments much longer. The same idiotic questions --

"Do you know where the bathroom is? " No, and I really need to go!

"Is this the menu?" (while they're holding it open and reading it) - No, that's just for show. You need the secret password for the real menu.And tonight, a particular customer asked about the ( Read more... )

Name spotted on a credit card tonight: Harry Butts.

And - I swear - a couple of hours later a guy with the last name Cocks.

Now there's an intoduction I'd love to make: "Mr. Butts, this is Mr. Cocks. Cocks, meet Butts."

It's an absolutely gorgeous day. I don't have to go to school or work. I'm hanging around the house why, exactly?

Ok seeyalaterbye.

A warning spotted on a diner menu:

Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have cretin medical conditions.

I have this purple foam ball that I got years ago in a bar - one of those promotional things which says "Pucker up and say ahhhhhh". Pucker being a brand of schnapps. Though I have no particular attachment to it, it has managed to move with me several times now and always finds its way out of boxes to wander around my apartment. The other day I ( Read more... )

All right, it's a holiday weekend. Most people didn't work yesterday and they're not doing much more today. It's our right to be relax a little, in other words. Soo.....why then is it so shocking that a restaurant might just want to close 30 minutes early on the holiday? There's hardly anyone coming in. We all want to go home/out to do ( Read more... )

This would be talking to myself, take one.

Let's see how this looks. how about this?