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i lost my phone last week. which means i'm doing that whole reupdating my address book thing ( Read more... )

tonight i spent about three hours trying to remember which movie phil collins' "against all odds" was from.

*sigh*
at least it wasn't "arthur's theme" (yep, right about now i'm rating phil collins above bacharach. stranger than goddam fiction).

wooh!
i know there was a giant debacle at the start of the year with dates announced on the net not actually being confirmed, so i should know better than to get prematurely excited (wahey)... but lookit, july 24 ( Read more... )

fr1st p0s7 2004 b17ch35. um, i was never really one for keeping up with the times, i guess. the year so far's been pretty good to me (shit, how could it not be? it's the year of the monkey. a billion chinese people can't be wrong. a thousand or so loiterers in tiannamen square can be a little misguided perhaps, but all up they're a pretty spot on ( Read more... )

i've become such a badass jock thug since i last updated this thing properly. a few months ago i was an unemployed scrawny geek. now i'm still unemployed (one year today. rock), but i'm a licensed security guard/crowd controller. no, that shit isn't going to stop being fucking hilarious. ever ( Read more... )

on the train back from the city i had my anorak strapped to the back of my rucksack and somewhere along the line (along the line? gedditt?) it fell off, which is a little bit annoying (i think losing your anorak results in ex-communication in indie-brat circles, but i'm sure i can take the twee li'l fuckers on) but nothing too major ( Read more... )

went to see cat power.
CHAN WALKED INTO THE CROWED, KNELT AT MY FEET AND STAYED BOWED DOWN FOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES WHILE SINGING THE TEACHES OF PEACHES.

yes, i am indeed the most verile man alive.

afterward i stole her half finished can of red bull and finished it off. i am now 50% of the way to swapping spit with her. wooh.

ack. i'm not sure what's worse, having a bunch of mucous pushing into the back of my eyeballs really fucking hard due to sinusitis or taking trucker speed to make it go away and feeling completely wired as a result. maybe it's something to do with assuming the beer i was washing it back with was close enough to water to make the warnings on the ( Read more... )

you know, i would've been quite content to sit back and smugly enjoy the first of the deluge of (assumedly) thousands of comments begging me to start posting again on behalf of a world becoming increasingly devoid of pirate and monkey jokes. then someone had to start bringing cool hand luke quotes into it and, well, that's the kind of thing i ( Read more... )