WELP. I JUST BASICALLY DON'T HAVE ANYWHERE ELSE TO DOCUMENT THIS MILESTONE IN MY LIFE SO IT'S GONNA BE HERE AND WILL PROB NOT BE FUNNY OR ALL CAPS.

I'M FRIGGIN' FLYIN' THOUGH, DUDES. SOARIN' THROUGH THE COSMOS RIGHT NOW.

Today I invited my dad to come to the city to go for lunch and Have A Discussion.

The discussion being that I'm not religious ( Read more... )

EVERY SUMMER I THINK ABOUT THIS TIME WHEN I WAS DATING A GUY WHO LIVED IN TORONTO AND I DIDN'T YET SO IT WAS A LONG-ISH DISTANCE THING WHERE I WOULD TAKE THE BUS AND VISIT HIM. WE DATED THREE MONTHS BUT IT SOMEHOW FELT LIKE THREE YEARS, I GUESS BECAUSE EVERYTHING GETS SO INTENSE SO FAST WITH DISTANCE.

BUT ONE DAY HE TEXTED ME ON MY FLIP PHONE AND ( Read more... )

I HAVE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT NIAGARA FALLS WHICH IS WHERE I’VE BEEN SPENDING A LOT OF TIME FOR COMEDY WORK BUT I DON’T HAVE ENOUGH TIME. I’LL BE BACK THERE FOR A COUPLE WEEKS IN JANUARY WITH TIME TO KILL SO MAYBE I’LL WRITE ABOUT IT THEN. THE SHORT OF IT IS THAT EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE THERE IS INSANE.

FOR NOW HERE’S A REVIEW OF TIMBIEBS. JUSTIN ( Read more... )

I ORDERED AN ICED COFFEE WITH CREAM AND THE GUY TOOK OUT A CARTON AND GOES “LETS SEE IF THIS IS STILL GOOD” AND POURED SOME DOWN THE DRAIN AND WE BOTH JUST STOOD THERE WATCHING IT GO DOWN LOOKING FOR CHUNKS I GUESS AND I WAS LIKE AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE JUDGE HERE OR WHATS GOING ON

IT BUGS ME THAT PRIESTS NEVER COME TO EXORCISMS WEARING ANY TYPE OF PROTECTIVE GEAR. I MEAN I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY REALLY DO IN REAL LIFE OR IF EXORCISMS ARE EVEN REAL BUT BY THIS POINT IN MOVIES THEY SHOULD BE IN HAZMAT SUITS OR AT THE VERY LEAST A HELMET. IT'S SO INSANE THAT THEY JUST SHOW UP IN THEIR ROBE WITH THEIR WHOLE HEAD AND HANDS EXPOSED ( Read more... )

TODAY IS VICTORIA DAY HERE WHICH IS A DAY THAT WE HONOUR THE BIRTH AND DEATH OF A DUMB QUEEN WE USED TO HAVE, NOT EVEN THE CURRENT ONE WHO IS JUST A LOANER TO US MOSTLY ANYWAY.

HAVING A QUEEN IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING THING WE HAVE EVER DONE. AS A COMMONWEALTH COUNTRY THAT ISN'T ENGLAND IT'S EVEN MORE CRINGE 'CAUSE IT'S LIKE, WHY IS THIS FAMILY ON ( Read more... )

UBER EATS SHOULD LET ME DELIVER FOR THEM JUST WALKING WITH A BACKPACK FULL OF FOOD. I'M A GOOD WALKER, I LOVE WALKING, I WALK COMPETITIVELY. SURE IT MIGHT TAKE ME 3 HOURS TO GET ACROSS TOWN BUT IT WOULD BE LIKE A SUBCATEGORY FOR PEOPLE WHO AREN'T STARVING JUST A BIT PECKISH. THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.

LAST WEEK THE ACCOUNTS PAYABLE DEPARTMENT FROM ACTRA (THE TV/FILM UNION HERE 🇨🇦) EMAILED ME SAYING THEY HAD MONEY FOR ME FROM AN OVERPAYMENT OF PERMIT FEES DURING A PRODUCTION I WORKED ON THIS PAST YEAR AND SO I NEEDED TO SIGN A BUNCH OF FORMS AND SEND ALL MY BANK INFO FOR DIRECT DEPOSIT. I WAS PRETTY EXCITED FOR THIS UNEXPECTED WINDFALL AS THAT ( Read more... )

I'M A PFIZER GAL NOW, FINALLY. IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW CANADA IS MESSING THIS PANDEMIC UP BIGGAGE. BIGGAGE IS WHAT MY BROTHER AND I CALLED IT WHEN MARIO GETS THE MUSHROOM AND GROWS. 🍄 I THOUGHT EVERYONE CALLED IT THAT BUT I TOOK A POLL ON INSTAGRAM ONCE AND IT TURNED OUT NOT THAT WAY.

BUT YEAH OUR VAX SUPPLY IS MINIMAL, WE DON'T HAVE J&J, AND WE PUT A ( Read more... )

THE QUINTESSENTIAL '90S MOVIE LINE FOR WHEN A GIRL IS REPULSED BY A GUY IS "GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU FREAK!"