Well, I'll just say it.

I'm bored. We're all doomed because that phrase is cursed. Whatever. Moving on.

Anyone want to play a game of chess or cards? Pool? Fucking shuffleboard? Spoons? Anything?

[Private to Shego]Make three resolutions that will help you on the road towards graduating. I'm going to pick one and that's the one you'll have to ( Read more... )

I'm feeling like a snowball fight. Anyone else want in?

[Private to Iroh]

I believe I still owe you a game of chess.

( Private Santa Letter: Leia, Cissie, T'Pol, Shego, Tim, Uhura, Prefect, Morgan )

[Voice cause Kirk has a black eye from Cooper lolol]

Looks like this snow really isn't going anywhere.

I do admire the Germans for their holiday spirit though.

Shego, stay where you are, I'm coming to get you and take you back to the hotel. And let's not fight about it because I will drag you through the blizzard if you decide you can't walk.

Can someone stop by my room and check on my dog? Maybe even take care of him for a few days? Or a week?

[Private to Martha]

I don't know if you're the right person to ask about this, but how do you go about really dealing with PTSD? I've come to discover that Starfleet's overview of it is really shit and not helpful at all.

[Spammy spam for ( Read more... )

[Private to the Admiral]

Please bring Shego back.

[Filtered to Shego's friends - you decide if you're on this filter. Oh yeah and it's Text cause Kirk is pissed :c]Shego was murdered today. She's fine now. She's in the Infirmary. The person who did it is in Zero. I'm not going to tell you who it was, so don't even ask. If you can figure it out ( Read more... )

[Filtered to Nerds; Tosh, Tim, Data, Harper, etc. If you're a supernerd and Kirk knows this, then you are included on this filter. And edited for wardens only :c]

I have a question. Are you any good at programming?

Alright two. Are you comfortable in potentially invading someone's privacy for their own good?

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When I was a kid and we had Thanksgiving all of six times, we went around the table and said what we were thankful for that year.

So Barge, what are you thankful for?

[Private to Prefect]

Should I be concerned about you?

[Private to Shego]

I'm leaving you with ten percent of your powers.

So.

What'd you crazy kids get up to while I was gone?

Shego, you can stop sticking your Kirk shaped voodoo doll with pins now.

Shego, congratulations, you aren't a terrorist.

Wanna play with a dog?

...

Fascinating.

I was not aware that anyone had perfected spontaneous and instantaneous beaming, especially without the subject's consent.

[Some papers shuffle as Kirk finds his Inmate's file. A lead! He follows it.]

If there is an individual named Miss Go aboard, I would recommend we speak at once.

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