*Yawwwn*  *Frown*  What, you're STILL HERE?  *starts avalanche*

::flicks the obnoxious creatures off his sides::

I should, perhaps, look into a good flea dip. ::rumble::

Below I kill you. I notice ( Read more... )

*ahem*

I notice the polls have closed. As promised, "Get Out of Death Free" cards have been shipped to the following people:

glorfind3l, bnh, menelril, finrodfelagund, thranduil, otownsbabygirl, crazyjedi, londonfogEach card entitles the bearer to one trip over me without me trying to kill them. No substitutes accepted. If you don't have your card on you I get to try to kill you. Don't expect me to recognize you; I ( Read more... )

It's about time all you silly creatures dried up. ::glares::

I suppose whoever voted for me expects me to be grateful? ::glares more::

Well...all right, if you tell me who you are I won't kill you on purpose if you happen by once. Think of it as a "get out of death free" card.

Why are my feet wet? And what are all these obnoxious creatures dropping on me from the sky and climbing up me?

Ah, heck, not that danged ocean.

::pushes the plates to raise the continent back up out of the ocean again::
::Glares threateningly at creatures::