I apologize for not responding to IMs, emails, phone calls, and snail mail. I'm trying to Catch Up On Life, and for now I need to hide behind an away message. Sort of like an AIM hiatus, I guess.

( I need to marry someone as dorky and fabulous as my dad. )

Sorry for all the spam today, but Scott just sent me a link and I HAD to share...

For you CTYers, it's the video of "Tunak Tunak Tun"!

ETA more spam: something that made me laugh, snitched from tocomfortyou.

( blah blah memes blah blah )

( 50 Things Survey )

I hate those "adult entertainment" joints with blazing neon signs that scream "LIVE MODELS". Seriously, what else could they be? Mannequins? Corpses?

There was also the Creepy Spa Guy. He stopped me when I was walking back from Cosi and munching on free bread. (I never buy anything, just take a piece of bread from the bowl, pretend to check the menu, look at my watch, feign shock and run out of the store. I'm so subtle, especially when I do this twice in an hour. Anyway.)

( Jess versus Creepy Spa Guy )

When I walked into my office this morning, the phone rang. Was it an Agent? Morpheus? Trinity ( Read more... )

LOOK! Gregory Maguire's new book comes out TOMORROW, and it is a retelling of SNOW WHITE, and I am seeing the Broadway adaptation of "Wicked" on SATURDAY, and life is GOOD, and I REALLY LIKE using capital letters like this.

Finally finished "American Gods" this morning. It was absolutely brilliant, and I wish I could tell a story as well as Neil Gaiman does. I also finished "The Fellowship of the Ring" (and realized it's only the second time I've read it all the way through on my own). Next up: "The Two Towers" as a train book and "Shatterglass" at home ( Read more... )