( Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears... )

( Although people have tended to describe me as 'witty', I find it kind of difficult to come up with something witty out of the blue, without talking about pop culture or some other nonsense beforehand. I'm sure I'll be able to come up with witty things to make you laugh once we get to know each other, I promise. )

( This way! )

( Oh, how I would love to have a Time Turner. )

( I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts )

( She may believe you - but I never will.. )

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( If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. -Paul Beatty )

( oldie wants to be sorted again )