My dad's turned into Dr. Phil.

It wasn't very gradual. It wasn't very flashy. But it's happened. He's ( Read more... )

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In this turbulent time in my life, I don't know a lot of things. But I do know who's going to win American Idol this year.

You might say, "Ha ha. Very funny. You don't" or "You watch American Idol? Nerd." or "Stay away from my pancakes." But I do know. And I will eat those pancakes. And you will like it.

I don't have any inside info. Donnie Darko ( Read more... )

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I am mos def a child of the 1980's.

And this list makes me remember that. Do kids today even actually play with toys? Three years ago, I worked as a summer camp counselor. One day I suggested that I could bring in some of my old "board games" for entertainment.

"Board games! They're boring," they groaned.

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Dear Mr Groundhog

Why must you leave so soon

I had the Apprentice tivo'd

Now you'll have to wait til June

Your shadow you doth see with luck

Over that big belly o yours

Must be downin' Double Big Macs

Washin' em down with Coors

But I truly understand, I do

If you turn your back and go

The Superbowl's gonna be a blowout

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