( Thrift store jungles allow you to meet the most fascinating people )

( Then they made us listen to that banana phone song again )

( I'm having a day )

( Is it bad that I'm seeing double? )

( Don't worry. There's no bad news today. )

( A part of me belongs asleep and dreaming )

Someday, someone will have to explain to me why I only ever seem to get the urge to paint my nails at four in the morning. That person will also have to clue me into why I never manage to just paint them one color or have consistent patterns from one hand to the other.

I'll resume grumbling now as I wait for my nails to dry.

( Just a quickie )

( It sounds worse than it really is )

( As I recall, it was a horror film )