SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE!

[chestmonster]

THE EXTREMELY HOT BEAST (in the sack) IS MAKING ITS GRAND ENTRANCE! After surveying the very tasty looking journalists in the fandom, I have come to a conclusion!

WHO HARRY IS HOT FOR
10. Oliver Wood hotforcaptain YOUR BOD IS HOT, EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT
09. Hitsugaya Toushiro notshirochan
08. Uesugi Tatsuha iwantryuichi
07. Blaise Zabini zabinophile
06. Schuldig eindringen
05. Ryoma Echizen princeofwriting04. Narcissa

Comments

[ouran_ousama]

Come then! LET US RUN HAND-IN-HAND INTO THE SETTING SUN!

kyouya's minions will ruthlessly murder you if you try eating me

[chestmonster]

Can't we just shag? Now?

[otori_kyoya]

... You asked for it, Otou-san.

[ouran_ousama]

KAA-SAAAAAAAN! whatdoidowhatdoidowhatdoido?!?! *leans against wall* is it because I'm too beautiful?

[lickmypimpcane]

What about me? I am a blonde, and a particularly sexy one at that.
Not that I would condescend to - what is this, "shake laffy taffy" - to something of Potter's, but I am insulted nonetheless.

[chestmonster]

YOU'RE OLD AND YOU TRIED TO KILL HARRY.

[otori_kyoya]

... Ah.

I do not think monsters exist, or maybe I just haven't seen one.
*light shrug*

Though a lot of commoners whom replied to this post is rather irked by your presence.

[betterthantouya]

Hey is somebody dying in the picture next to your name?

How do you put a picture next to your name??? I asked but nobody knows or theyre ignoring me which would SUCK.

Oh hey seriously though eating people is kind of gross

[proudquibbler]

I told you Harry loves Draco! I told you!

[stfupotter]

NO. HE DOESN'T. GO AWAY, LOONY.