This should help. (NSFW language, also, you might pee from the laughing.)

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Yeah, I've still got the account. Why not? It's great blog fodder. It'll go dormant for months, and then all of a sudden, I'm inundated with messages.

This particular creeper has virtually nothing in his profile except to note that on a typical Friday night, he's "being a zombie on my meds". Do zombies IM? This one does. Behold!

Lestat*: u there ( Read more... )

Up and at 'em after not much sleep at all, we gassed up and got on the road. We weren't far from the TN border, and since we were going to be going through it the long way, the earlier we got started the earlier we'd finish. (Okay, so that's true with anything but whatever. Shut up ( Read more... )

When I left off, we were in Santa Rosa NM. Not far from the border, really. We got into the truck after a nifty breakfast with the aforementioned waffle irons, and headed off on our merry way ( Read more... )

Day 2 began with my first Cracker Barrel experience in a v. long time. We got on the road and found that there was one on Lucky Lane in Flagstaff, just a few miles down the road. After gassing up the truck, we were off to brave the Potpourri Purgatory that is the Old Country Store portion of the building and be rewarded with delicious hashbrown ( Read more... )

We were able to pick up the truck with little hassle once we were able to sort out that it had to be in the name of the person driving AND that the name on the credit card had to match. Of course, they were able to put the $100 deposit on MY card, go figure, and that's the card that they kept on file. (This will become important later, toward the ( Read more... )

It took longer than expected due to delays both on my end and placed in front of us by the universe, but we made it ( Read more... )

Been packing all day. Picked up the rental truck (we wound up with a Ford Explorer), and thank heavens, it has a USB port and a line in/aux so I can has iPod without too much trouble. Problem is, I wanna plug EVERYTHING with a USB plug into it now. Dunno what it would do, but I wanna. (Already plugged in the iPod. It won't play when it's ( Read more... )

So, tonight I had my first meltdown over the move. I'm sure it won't be the last, and I'm sort of surprised that it waited this long, but it happened and now I can start getting past it so I can get on with getting things in order ( Read more... )

I've been throwing things away. Packing. Consolidating. Trying to get a few things out of the way that I'd like to do before I leave L.A. I've been to Mr. Ramen and Ajisai. Been attending Ground Control every week, trying to soak up as much of that as possible. I was in a photo shoot and an independent film (both L.A. experiences that should be ( Read more... )