Tera Patrick did the football handoff to me tonight with her ass in my face.

( God Bless Her. nws )

So the weight loss/fitness resolution has just been upped a notch. In a nutshell, camboedin and are in competition.

July 4th is the deadline.
The stakes: paid airfare to Las Vegas ($150 limit)
Most improved body as per panel of judges TBD.
Least body fat %

"dude take off your shirt right now"


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( Does anyone think it's abnormal for 3 guys to have over 30 pairs of shoes? )

edit: it's ok. I got a 92

I'm trying to cram for this exam, but there's a girl a few feet away from me who won't stop coughing and

I'M ABOUT TO PUNCH HER IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!

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I'm posting this from the lobby of the business building of VCU waiting for my class. FIRST TIME ON SCHOOL WIFI? EXCITEMENT!

sorry. i'm lame.

Now I feel like a college kid.

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( 08 is great )