It's been some ten years, and I've had plenty of time to think about all the naughty things I did in your classroom. I want you to know that ( Read more... )

your mouth gets all watery right before you hurl. Oh, yucky-core ( Read more... )

I'm not entirely sure why I haven't updated in so long. There's been a lot going on lately. Maybe I've had a hard time keeping track of stuff ( Read more... )

Ode To Freckle Head

An old fashioned gentleman
Who celebrates women’s rights
And designs computer programs

An enigmatic smirk
Fronts a gargantuan heart
And a brilliant mind

A slice and dice wit
Keeps me on ballerina toes
Conjures laughter when nothing else is right

A bratty, freckled baby
Is the greatest friend I’ve ( Read more... )

So, it's 2006. Woohoo. Feel my enthusiasm. Just like Ben Stein having an orgasm ( Read more... )

Tonight during the New to UU (Unitarian Universalism) class, an older man asked me, "Do you have something to do with Hispanics ( Read more... )

It will be the second anniversary of my Grandpa's death in a few hours ( Read more... )

Here are the rules:

1 -- Leave a comment, saying you want to be interviewed.
2 -- I will respond; I'll ask you five questions.
3 -- You'll update your journal with my five questions, and your five answers.
4 -- You'll include this explanation.
5 -- You'll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed.

( Questions from Sherwood21 )

What gives, eh?

*moons*

I find it amusing that it can add up the candy but not the pieces of paper. :)

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haulclearance_queen goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Charlie Brown.fairgoldberry tricks you! You get a piece of paper.furtim tricks you! You get a scratched CD.herwickedness gives you 8 mauve licorice- ( Read more... )

I donated to the Red Cross after Katrina hit. I wasn't sure how else I could help ( Read more... )