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Oh, internet, if I could make you learn ONE THING, it is that MEN DO NOT SELF-LUBRICATE. There is no super special uke gene that makes them get wet there when they are aroused! DO YOU ANATOMY -
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...in Beauty and the Beast - at least the Disney version - the staff has been in their inanimate object forms for, what, ten years? And when they change back, they're obviously in the same physical form they were in the first place. Chip is still a little boy. But Chip has had ten years to learn and grow. Chip is no longer MENTALLY a little boy. ( Read more... ) -
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Today I went into a grocery store specifically to buy a homeless man a large hot chocolate, hand warmers and hot corn dogs. I'm not exactly well off, but I have a roof over my head and savings in the bank so I wanted to find him something WARM in today's freezing weather ( Read more... ) -
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We went to see Mockingjay today, since the family kind of split up this Thanksgiving and went their separate ways. Lyra felt bad about putting money into a business that wasn't a grocery store on Thanksgiving, but I made sure to thank the employees for working that day, and the Cinerama is a pretty good business to support. Was a good movie. I ( Read more... ) -
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My hips don't hurt right now! It is a strange and unusual occurrence lately. You don't know how LOVELY it is to be pain-free until you've been living with pain for a while and it is suddenly... gone. -
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Happy discount candy day :D -
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These are what's wrong with FML. I get an RSS feed of them because they're usually amusing, but sometimes ( Read more... ) -
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Today I learned that freckles are just people with white skin attempting to protect themselves from the sun. :D Seriously. They're spots of melanin that give you a dot of sun protection. -
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Okay, internet, theoretically I know how to tune a string instrument, I played the viola for two years in school. HOWEVER, every SINGLE page I find on tuning a guitar? Just tells you to "adjust the string." Adjust HOW? WHY WON'T YOU TELL ME THIS SECRET? Yes. You turn the peg. I would like you to TELL ME THAT PLEASE. It's like when you find a ( Read more... )