me: ma, don't wear your hair like that. it looks like a mullet.
mum: what's a mullet?
me: it's when...you know like the hicks wear their hair short on top and long in the back?
mum: ...i guess?
me: i'll show you.
-picture of a woman with a mullet-
mum: that looks niceme: HAHAHA are you KIDDING ( Read more... )

Heh...the people in Dubya's administration look angry and evil.

If you like Moulin Rouge, please tell me why. Tell me what I'm missing.

HAPPY NEW YEAR, MY LOVELIES!!!!

Things to look forward to!
-maybe possibly starting 4-year college
-TURNING 21!!!!!!1
-driving my car like a PRO
-PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION!!!!
-moving out of my house
-not so many good people dying, hopefully

My LiveJournal SitcomThe combat Show (TNN, 3:00): combat (John Ritter) and chillthatbends (Elisabeth Shue) write a children's book. Then, joseph_stalin (Laura Prepon) bites narrator (Laura Bertram). Later, errorist (Humphrey Bogart) falls off sadsteps (Halle Berry)'s porch and gets hurt. That same day, snjoa (Liam Neeson) takes thermofusion (Kylie ( Read more... )

Right now I am really annoyed at people who:

1) lump hip-hop and rap into one category, and
2) think it's all anti and vapid and soulless, and
3) don't believe there's an entire culture attached to the former example, and
4) don't believe the words could be educational.

Drinking poisonously sugared juice after sleeping for eleven hours and knowing it's around twelve more before you go pick up your new toy plus scanning your friends page leads to ( this. )