Greetings from sunny (rainy) Orlando ( Read more... )

My mixed doubles tennis team are going to the playoffs, starting this weekend.  Last weekend, My partner and I won our line 7-6, 5-7, 7-6 against the soon-to-become division champs.  To use college fraternity vernacular, it was epic.  I'm not in the lineup for the first round match, so I have to sit and rely on the rest of the team to make sure we ( Read more... )

South Park is funny.  I mean, I always knew it was funny, but don't ever remember it being THIS funny.  I wish I could meet Randy Marsh ( Read more... )

I don't know about anyone else out there, but after this past week, I am getting the feeling that no celebrity is safe.

First it was Ed McMahon, then Farah, then MJ, and now the beard only second to Chuck Norris, Billy Mays.... I've spent the past several hours trying to find common threads between the four now-deceased celebs.  Someone's targeting ( Read more... )

There exists what I will refer to as a logic bridge that was erected within the past five or six years that I apparently didn't know about until recently.
At some point in the not-so-distant past, it became rationally accepted to make the following connection:  If one is successful, has worked hard, and amassed some wealth, one is clearly greedy ( Read more... )

I've officially eaten half a tub of cookie dough on my own in the last week.  And, of that half, half was raw and the other half I had actually baked into cookies.  So, 1/4 tub of raw cookie dough, 1/4 tub of cookies made from the very same dough.  The part scaring me the most right now, though, is that the other half of the tub is still sitting ( Read more... )

I was a sophomore in college the last time I looked at this thing.  40 months.  That's a long ass time ( Read more... )

Ok, leave a list of songs I should learn how to play - I'm not good at picking them myself. Thanks!

A dollar for the name of the popular rock group that line was stolen (albeit slightly modified) from and the song from which it came ( Read more... )

So I got home from the movies two nights ago just in time to help my brother and my dad push the Eclipse, which apparently was having some mechanical issues, back into the driveway. I came to find out that my brother made it down the street before the car began making heinous noises, and got it back to the driveway before it could run no longer. ( Read more... )