My brother has my Brian Regan CD...bummer ( Read more... )

So...life...how 'bout it, guys ( Read more... )

So life's been pretty good lately, I must say. Classes are good, grades are good, fun levels are up, sleep levels are up, and, for the past two and a half months, personal life levels have been at an all-time high ( Read more... )

( I dare you to read this )

Over the past few days I've been the moodiest person on the face of the planet. I know I'm pretty moody as is, but damn...c'mon man. Sheesh ( Read more... )

Alrighty, fair ladies and gentle gentlemen, here's the skinny ( Read more... )

I've got nothing to do and haven't looked at this thing in weeks, so it's UPDATE TIME! (insert sweet game show type tunes to indicated that UPDATE TIME has, in fact, begun). Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeeee's Chris!!!! (Get it? It's like Johnny Carson, but not. Cuz it's Chris, not Johnny ( Read more... )

I don't ever update this thing. I'm sorry ( Read more... )

Ok, it's been a while since I've written anything and I really wanted to try and play around with something a bit different than what I normally write. A little backstory to this piece: the main character has been attacked and nearly killed and this piece describes his struggle to stay alive. As usual, I'd appreciate some critique and ( Read more... )

And so begins another semester at Vanderbilt - where it's not fun unless there's alcohol and you're not fun unless you're fall down drunk. I'm a drinker and STILL the sense of this place's obsession with alcohol is sickeningly overbearing. Yep, glad to be back where I'm a wimp for saying "that's plenty" and going to bed before four a.m ( Read more... )