Today I would like to bury Steve face-down in a vat of miscellaneous slaughterhouse byproducts.

I would also like some FTP software that works, and a sedative.

Edit: Oh yeah, Ben or Sean - what was that track from Wednesday that sounded like Jenny From The Block remixed by the Borg collective after assimilating Aphex Twin? 'Cause I want that too.

... So I think my brother just shouted "Yay, I broke a window".

More news as it breaks.

( Boredom, boredom, rah rah rah )

You know, I never had an inkling that Stereolab's Ping Pong, which is a cheery little ditty, had lyrics like ( this )

It's got a monkey on it;

PAFO PAFO PAFO PAFO

end plug.

Anyway, this Christmas lark.

... John got me an absolute bastardload of fantastic stuff, for which I am going to do something nice/culinary/sexually deviant/all of the above. Highlights of which;

Knives. (For chopping, slicing, gutting and hygienic disposal of Steve. Also, cookery)
Blue fairy lights.
Legend of Zelda for the GBA, or one of the ( Read more... )

... I can do these one at a time. Possibly I'll space them out over '04, wouldn't that be fantastic.
Go to bed, you're amusing nobody!

17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
a) happier or sadder? In a "Oh good Christ, my neurotransmitters are drunk at the wheel" kind of way? Happier. In a - "Oh, cool - my work is shite and my home life is ( Read more... )

let's all go and buy a house together. it'll be nice, i'll make tea.

( Mm. )

( Very moderately witty things that I've come out with today that have nontheless made people laugh, the odd bastards. )