I've been totally sober for 50+ days. Now that I'm not trying to get, currently in the throes of, or recovering from an intense opiate high, my hormones are raging.

So.

PS hot pix found here.

I had an appointment with my favorite Korean optometrist, Dr. Mark Le, the other day over at Targét. He is a short man, and thorough ( Read more... )

Dr. Helmut Klauffensheus was a German contemporary of the famous Dr. Alfred Kinsey. His hitherto unparalleled studies of the Aryan male's sexual habits laid the foundation for modern Aryan sexuality studies. In one of his most famous works, titled "Ebbe und Fluß: eine Samen-Geschichte" (Ebb and Flow: A Seminal Tale), Klauffensheus describes a ( Read more... )

liiiiiike stand-up comeeeedddyyyyyy?

Being an eighteen year old college dropout, pretty much every parental or authority type person I encounter asks me what my plans for the future are ( Read more... )

I have a fear of Leaving Something Behind every time I leave any place that I've been sitting (ew, dude, that's not what I mean). Specifically public places, but sometimes at home too. I've developed it recently - within the last couple of months. It's not one of those crippling paranoid fears, the kind that leave their victims house-ridden, but it ( Read more... )

I've been sick for a couple of weeks. On the bright side, I've been able to easily quit smoking, at least for now ( Read more... )

I attended Drew University for the fall semester of 2004 and partied quite hard. So hard, in fact, that I decided it would be in my best interest to drop out. I'm now back in Texas. This evening I was made aware that several hours ago one of my party colleagues ashed his cigarette into a puddle of lighter fluid in the dorm room next to my former ( Read more... )

"Stewardesses" is the longest word you can type using only your left hand starting in the asdf position. Try it... you'll obsess over it for hours. Develop some speed; you'll need it one day when you're writing about your flight to Sri Lanka.

Those crazy BDSM people are extremely creative. Something else I found while bored online ( Read more... )