Maybe this makes me a horrible person but I can't help but laugh at this:


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On Tuesday I attended the funeral of my Grandmother. It was a beautiful ceremony and I must confess that I teared up several times. She did raise me until I started school after all; and she did spoil the hell out of me after I started school. She loved her children, grandchildren and her great grandchild immensely and was proud of us all. We were ( Read more... )

Holy shit, long time no post from me ( Read more... )

Last week, I realized that the very next journal entry I would make would be my 1000th ever and of course, being a moron that makes meaning out of round numbers, I decided that it had to be something special. Sam, in her cold-induced wisdom (she's been deathly ill for a week now), suggested that I finally post my photos from Ireland. And of course ( Read more... )

I would rather watch a dog fart tacos out of his ass than be subjected to Forest Gump II: He's still retarded! At least the dog tacos farts would make a stoner chuckle. I'm sure you can't say the same for Forest. I would also like to note that just the thought of this movie has made my brain explode. I hate when my brain explodes ( Read more... )

After spending most of Friday evening at the bar with friends I got a little tired and went home early leaving friends and Sam at the bar (I often leave early because I am both lame and tired at the same time). I knew most of them would be parting soon anyway and I had so many beers that my brain was not working anymore. I came home and was ( Read more... )

I can't stop thinking about Britney's bald head ( Read more... )

When one travels, it is customary to bring back shitty souvenirs; things like t-shirts that proclaim how lousy they are, or miniature replicas of important buildings because god knows you need to give people crap to prove you were where you said you were ( Read more... )

You know what you never want to see on the other end of your dining room table while you are eating? This:


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You know what I need? I need you, YES YOU! to provide me, YES ME! with ice-cream recipes, sorbet recipes, and other frozen desert recipes because I have an ice-cream machine that is itching to be used. Like if it doesn't make any ice cream soon, I may never live my dream of becoming a fat man named Unther. You certainly wouldn't want that ( Read more... )