...is it the case that time really does drag on when you're trying to reach a certain point in the future? Hell, it's only Wednesday and I feel like I've been in this week forever. Ugh...

So last year was this company's first year as a private company. They established a bit of a tradition by doing a birthday cake party thing with the whole office (of about 10-12 people) whenever there was a birthday. It was nice and, since mine is in December, I watched everyone else go before me and waited for my turn ( Read more... )

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bored

adj 1: tired of the world; "bored with life"; "strolled through the museum with a bored air" [syn: world-weary] 2: uninterested because of frequent exposure or indulgence

Yeah, with everyone else crying (or cheering) about the election, I offer an oasis of lowbrow laughs. This is the latest work of Penny-Arcade genius. Having been to forums once or twice, I'm sorry to say that some of the conversations are exactly like this.

Bands // Song Titles

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Choose a band/or artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band:Sister HazelAre you female or male:ElvisDescribe yourself:HopelessHow do some people feel about you:Will Not FollowHow do you feel about yourself:GreenDescribe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend:Life Got in the ( Read more... )

Don't you just love finishing up that last bit of fair cotton candy? You know, when there's only one big chunk left in the bag so you compress it into a ball that fits in your mouth then you chew on it for the last minute of its life? There's something about chewing on a block of flavored sugar that makes me happy...

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haulcouchpimp goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Howard Dean.ambermae gives you 5 white apple-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.crackerman078 gives you 14 white cola-flavoured pieces of taffy.dta74 gives you 15 orange chocolate-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.felixthekate tricks you! You get a broken balloon.gitana tricks ( Read more... )

I was out at Target with a couple of friends of mine. We were walking down the main aisle to checkout when we heard a lady ask: "Is there a manager anywhere nearby? There's a fight over by the pharmacy."

Rumble in the Bronx? Good times. Rumble at the local Target? Gimme a break...