This is my first entry since I decided to "publicize" this journal to Facebook. I'll be impressed if anyone begins reading it, but every now and then, I'm tired of having a long thought process that no one will ever hear ( Read more... )

It is f--king WEIRD that none of my relatives talk to one another, despite living on a minuscule island. I mean - honestly. Uncle Jimmy, I can understand (kind of). He lives in Canada, and probably sees my aunts and uncles as infrequently as I do... kinda (that may be a lie. I haven't seen them in close to 10 years now ( Read more... )

Dillon made a bet that I couldn't read an issue, word-for-word, front-to-back, of Cosmo ( Read more... )

::Twitch ( Read more... )

For those of you have seen my Facebook status, the reason I'm banning myself from Facebook and other such things for the month is because I'm taking a 4-week intensive Ochem class. Allow me to share what that means for my waking hours ( Read more... )

Well, I am back at school now, and I have to say... Actually, I dunno what I have to say. Prob/Stat is as teeth-grinding-ly boring as I thought it would be. I'm pleasantly surprised with how much I like my Diff Eq professor. I'm not sure when I got used to accents, but when he raised our attention to the fact that he has a Russian accent, and ( Read more... )

...reasons to appreciate Eddie Izzard's wit.

The people who made toasters also made my shower. For it has a turny button. And it lies to me.

You swivel, swivel, nudge for hot. And swivel, swivel, nudge for cold. But the only setting I'm interested in is between here --> || <-- and there. ONE FREAKING NANOMETER between EXTREMELY FRICKIN' HOT ( Read more... )

So.

In an attempt to recall a memory from my childhood (required for a Creative Writing assignment).

I... er... Just read my DearDiary from our freshman year.

Fuh-HUCK, that was painful.

...That is all.

Conversation I overhead before Calculus class ( Read more... )

I got punched in the face by my ability to be Karen Eiffel ( Read more... )