Because this year just keeps getting better!

[croozin]

Fantastic

Comments

[cinnamonxbuns]

Ya should get what Charlie has fer us, like a waiver ladies gahta sign that says we ain't gahta do shit if they let themselves get pregnant.

[croozin]

I should do that.

But this time it totally wasn't even my fault. I used protection. SHE FROZE MY SPERM!

Is that even legal? Would I have to pay for that?

[cinnamonxbuns]

Dood, what?! What a fuckin crazy ass bitch. Fuck, dood. Makes me glad I ain't gahta deal with that shit no more.

[croozin]

I know!

Seriously, it almost makes me wish I didn't like tits and vagina so much.

[monarch_the]

You really think the restraining order thing is going to work?

[monarch_the]

They're just an enticement! Getting a restraining order is practically begging us to come violate the law!

[rainbow_warden]

If she breaks any restraining orders, you can always let me know so I can restrain her- so to speak.

[antagone]

If only it wasn't a men's maximum security prison that you ran. Though I would actually to meet this Alice I keep hearing about. I'm sure we would get along rather well.

[rainbow_warden]

I know people who can take you off my hands once I get you.

And leave Alice out of this!! You're not going to get NEAR her!

[antagone]

No, fool, I'm not threatening her. I'm speaking well of her. So few strong women who know how to take what they want out there.