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RAWWWWRRRRR!!!!!
CUTHUGAN GOTS PROMOTED!!
From underpaid peon, to underpaid higher-up-peon!
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LFG!!
So me and kylar are walking home from the pub the other day (yep, im still in the process of moving out) when we hear screaming coming from a house next to this church...my first thought was 'exorsism by olive branch', but kylar reckoned it might be somthing a bit less comical...so i goes and investigates ( Read more... ) -
The walkers squdgel cudgel...
Last night my sister got me to agree to kill 100 squirels.
This is because she thought it was a swizz that walkers cajun squirel crisps dont actually contain any squirel (or any meat for that matter).
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MERRRRRYYYY CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAS!!
Err...as above really.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEEEE!!
30 TODAY!!
Time to Mormon things up a bit...Im off out, b'bye.
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The bottom line...
Today i was trained how to administer Rectal Diazepam :D
There was a lifelike rubber model of a bum which we practiced on, kept in a black case...couldnt help think the tutors were being cruel when the put it back in its box, poor thing.
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Nutsacks :(
So i get an email from DMU reckoning i owe em £1000 for tuition fees! All my shit was paid by teh government!
And cus there extra nice, they''ll gimme 2 weeks to pay...fuckers.
So now im gonna have to go in on my day off tommorow and try to clear it up :(
A FUCKING EMAIL!! -
Life is good...
Woo-Hoo!
I have feeling back in my right testicle again!
I know this because i touched it. -
Hi Doctor Nick...
So my operation scar started leeking a clear fluid mixed with a little blood at
1am (It was NOT sexy!). So fearing infection, i went to the doctor this morning who smiled at
it and said:
"Yeeessssss, that does look a bit naughty, doesnt it?".
HE was wearing tight, luminous cycling gear...so he probably wasnt a real doctor, BUT he gave me a ( Read more... ) -
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My right testicle is numb.
That is all.