Dear Daisy, I have the Foot and Mouth Disease germs, you want, left over from when I was going to invade Rohan but I am quite busy plotting to take over all of Middle Earth. I have sent the canisters by MEPS and they should be with you soon. For your convenience I have placed them in a handy aerosol type canister. Yours sincerely, Deagol Future ruler of middle earth
Dear Daisy, I am glad they reached you safely. Deagol
PS: I will rule Middle Earth. Prehaps we should join together to pool our resources, my incredible genius and your zippo, in order to boost our chances.
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I have the Foot and Mouth Disease germs, you want, left over from when I was going to invade Rohan but I am quite busy plotting to take over all of Middle Earth. I have sent the canisters by MEPS and they should be with you soon. For your convenience I have placed them in a handy aerosol type canister.
Yours sincerely,
Deagol
Future ruler of middle earth
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The wonderful speediness of it has meant they are arrived already. Thankyou! Yay!
Daisy
PS: You won't be the ruler of Middle Earth. I will. But I will spare you from death.
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I am glad they reached you safely.
Deagol
PS: I will rule Middle Earth. Prehaps we should join together to pool our resources, my incredible genius and your zippo, in order to boost our chances.
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You would have made a very nice handmaiden, oh yes.
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