Damn_uncool, you say? Without getting teenage-emo on you, I'll move to the second most damn_uncool thing in my life right now: the fact that I'm reading The Red Badge of Courage by Stephen Crane for my English class. Actually, English class in general. Am I the only person who thinks that the point of teaching literature is to explore your own ( Read more... )

The most recent damn_uncool moment I can think of starts out deceptively cool: I'd been working on a bed of nails, and I needed to get a plywood board from the hardware store. This store is a few blocks from where I live, and because I only needed something that was about 3'x4', I figured I could carry it back. (Academic, really, since I don't own ( Read more... )

Damn uncool? Easy :p I work for the Government :p ( Read more... )

Well. I've had quite a few damn_uncool moments in my life, and a really big one recently ( Read more... )

I was eating a panini once, and it was really toasted. When I bit into it, there was a sharp edge on it that cut the corner of my mouth. I was bleeding everywhere. I'm probably one of the few people on earth who manages to be injured by bread.

Maybe this is more of a damn_really stupid thing...

Proposed theme:

"What's the damn_uncoolest thing you've ever done?"

Today was definitely the epitome of my uncoolness, because I jumped up to go get some gum, and I tripped on my shoe and broke my little toe.

Having a broken toe is pretty damn_uncool, I think. :(

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( I'm not really THAT cool. )

ALL of our applications need more votes. COME ON GUYS. We technically have 79 members and less than 20 original replies on most of these.

YOU'LL NEVER FIND A MORE WRETCHED HIVE OF SCUM AND VILLAINY!
swankyness3390 (application)
zombiess (application)
tegan (application)
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Heh. The last two applicants have been friends of mine. Nifty.

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