I have a problem with bringing myself to go to class anymore. While dropping my modern political philosophy class was quite possibly the best decision I have made recently, it has made it completely unnecessary for me to drag my ass out of bed and attend class on Tuesdays and Thursdays. I haven't been to comparitive politics in three weeks. I think ( Read more... )

What a douche.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&e=3&u=/ap/20050221/ap_on_re_us/obit_thompson

I am bored and at work and I found these little gems:

Student Stars
Student Profiles of Service

Oh Pattycakes. You're such a model student. Unfortunately, that burning sensation you felt was probably the clap.

Maybe I'll share my Little Debbie heart-shaped Be My Valentine snack cakes with him.

I feel like all I ever do in my life anymore is bitch about work. But now I need to quit my current receptionist job and find a real one that actually pays me and doesn't suck. There are too many things wrong with it ( Read more... )

Let me tell you guys. Nothing is more fun than coming home sick as fuck and wanting nothing more than to pass out for 24 hours straight and finding 200 drunken shitheads in your house! They have bad taste in music and 99.9% of the people here are lame. I tried going back to Carly's to sleep there since I was with her all night but she wouldn't come ( Read more... )

Guess who set the kitchen on fire tonight?

THAT WOULD BE ME

On tonight's episode of Good Eats, Mr. Alton Brown described instant pudding mixes as being "industrial spooge". Holy crap. He is my hero. No, really. He is ( Read more... )

Doing the dishes tonight, I learned that standing water can grow mold. On the subject of dishes, Carly Bales: I cleaned your banana pudding thing. It was greasy and it smelled like, I don't know, banana pudding that had been sitting out on my counter for two weeks. It was beyond any similes ( Read more... )

So Carly died tonight...yeah. She also drooled on the couch and ate all the cookies. We didn't have vegetable oil so we made them with olive oil...needless to say they tasted like olives. It's cool in this room... and very red. I heart sara beth, she rocks my socks. (btw this is sara beth fixing kat's journal) tonight i watched movies (Annie Hall ( Read more... )

I am officially no longer an employee of RFoC. It is so great to be a bum again.

I am also officially no longer an angst-filled teenager, as I have entered the realm of jaded 20-something-dom.

Carly and Sarabeth just called to ask me something about buying me a douche for my birthday. I can tell it's going to be a great day.