1. Nix3000 is this generation's "Norm ( Read more... )

So I did two shows recently that were pretty far away. I like to consider myself a traveling comedian. But that's really all I went to and that's all I have lined up for right now. Ok ( Read more... )

Ok so tonight I'm performing my very first show in New York City. I'm fucking scared out of my mind. Already I'm trying not to blow chunks all over myself. It's only 2:40 in the afternoon ( Read more... )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAT!!!!!!!!!!

Today is my birthday. What I want:

1) A girlfriend
2) A real job
3) My own place

Is there any way you can wrap them?

J

I know I haven't posted in a while, but this is necessary ( Read more... )

I'm up at Penn State right now. We're waiting to get on the bus. I need a weekend away. My life has been really stressful lately. I hate work and they yell at you for stupid reasons. It's ok to yell at me, I don't care. But if I think your reasoning behind it makes no sense to me, then I will fight to the death. My manager wanted me to get new ( Read more... )

So the girl problem thing isn't going away as I had thought. I treated someone with disrespect and my ego got the best of me. All in all, we're working on becoming friends. Whoopee. I was upset at first b/c I was such an asshole. But I apologized and all that hoopla (is that a real word?) and so now it's back to ground zero ( Read more... )

I'm starting to realize that the girl problems are starting to go away. My eyes are opening and I now realize who the better girl is. I feel really bad that I took so long to get my feelings in order, but I think/hope that things will work out alright. It's been a while since I dated anyone, so I'm just worried about anyone getting hurt ( Read more... )

I have a problem. Not a big problem. A problem that shouldn't even exist, but it's my fault. Ok, I have been single for many years now. What's a girlfriend? I wouldn't know. So now I have this girl that I met at the comedy club. (It's Jen for those who don't know by now.) I like her and we've actually kissed a couple times, but I'm talking to her ( Read more... )