Hi. I'm new to all of this, and a bit nervous, but I suppose I should introduce myself. I don't know if anyone here knows me, but that's fine with me. I don't mind, I like making friends. (I believe I know Mr. Bloom, but not personally. I loved LOTR ( Read more... )

Hi, there, everyone. Not really sure I'm really going to fit in with all the celebrities and whatnot. I'm just an old mostly-washed-up ballplayer, but.. I guess the girl typing for me's pretty insistent ( Read more... )

I've gotta agree with Karl and Eddie on this one, mates.

Nothing's happening!

I can't take it! I think I'm going stir crazy.

Strip poker, anyone? ... No, perhaps not.

Um...

Forget it. I'm getting the beer.

You know, I reckon Eddie's right. This place is too damn boring. Can we play a game or something? Get drunk? Everybody persuade a friend to join? Anything? Please?

*waves*

Um, hi! My name's Orlando. I guess some of you probably recognize me from a few recent films, such as Kingdom of Heaven and Pirates of the Caribbean, but I know a couple of you just might remember me best in a blonde wig and leggings. *grins*

How is everyone?

*hip-wiggling dance across the room*

This place...*arm flail*....is....kinda boring.

Someone do something interesting....NOW!

You have 24hrs before this message self-destructs.

Not really.

*Pages through notebook and finds a certain something, smirks and sends Karl a plain brown envelope with the following ( photo )

Blue splintered dawn illumines when the shackled bonds of darkness drifting deeply flow beyond the tide of singing brooks and laughing trees of glorious...*blinks, realizing other people are present and slowly sets down pen and notebook ( Read more... )

Bonjour, je m'appelle Eddie Izzard. J'ai une travestie.

Hello! I'm Eddie, and I wear fake breasts for a living.

No, that's not true, I just do that because I like them.

And I'm funny too. Yeeees. People give me money for it.

So, yeah...

Hi, my name is Clay, and your mom wants to sleep with me.

I am currently in Uganda but when I get home, who wants to go for donuts?