sexandstatic: i tried to call the pope on my cellphone..
sexandstatic: sprint said my account is not authorized to make the call.
sexandstatic: sprint is not allowing me authorization to speak to the pope..
sexandstatic: i am outraged.
Katie: the pope is a busy man.

during my pan-caking experience this morning i learned three things.

1.] 'non-stick' is a more of a "hey, it could happen.." not a promise.

2.] you know those infomercials where they advertise the cookware that you can't get ANYTHING to stick to? i should be doing the testing.

3.] i miss the waffle maker.

pancake balls aren't that bad . . . god ( Read more... )

you know.. i was lying in bed just now -just- about to fall asleep - you know that sleep where you're kind of dreaming but you're not sure if you're just thinking or if you're really sleeping? well. i was walking down this long hallway looking for something and all of a sudden i look over to the left and in the reflection of a mirror i see billy ( Read more... )

[20:45] [mrpenguin] lets go steal a big boat ( Read more... )

[cerrah`] so, i opened the fridge today..
[cerrah`] and saw that we had yet ANOTHER open jar of mayonaise ( Read more... )

i miss you. please help me, kthx. <2.

i've been thinking about you more than i'd care to lately. so many things speak your name here. three and a half years seem so small, but you really are everywhere to me. i wonder what you would have said if i'd let you finish that sentence. i wonder what would have been different if i hadn't been so strong. i wonder what thoughts were dancing ( Read more... )

you know. i'm usually not the type of person to be bothered by this type of thing, but i mean honestly. i hear this so often.. all the fucking time! four times this week alone!
men are so ready to stereotype women and say we're all shady, materialistic, cold-hearted bitches.. but you've got to wonder. are they the ones to blame?

sure you own a ( Read more... )

why am i so confused? what the fuck is really going on here?you know, we make up this secret check list in our heads.. all these ideas of what we want and when we want them. you just can't wait to see that list get smaller and smaller and as you silently cross off what's been finished you smile because once everything is done.. you can be happy, ( Read more... )

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