Those of you who know me know how terrified I am of the dentist. There are many layers to the horror, I feel. The smell is nauseating at the dentist office, latex mixed with fluoride and bad breath. The experience of visiting the dentist, no matter if it is only for a routine cleaning, is always painful and uncomfortable. And, in my experience ( Read more... )

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Providence is full of a bunch of fucking hipster douche bag morons. I hope they all get crotch rot, whatever that is.

I abhor alarm systems. Being the high techy man that he is, not to mention scared of his own shadow, my dad had alarm systems installed in our house when we moved in. You know, to protect and warn us from intruders. I myself am more from the school of leave all your doors unlocked, we're in Vermont for fuck sake. He does not see it that way. I ( Read more... )

I just listened to the recent "This American Life" on breakups, and have so much to scream about. "Full of feelings that contradict each other," is indeed where I'm at these days. I'm hating with such extreme passion, while so deeply giving into loving, or lust, or passion, or just plain insanity, but really it's all one in the same, right ( Read more... )

Not that I've been keeping track or anything, but it is the one month anniversary of getting sacked. Sacked in the sack, to be exact. After sacking up, more specifically. sack-a-ja-whee-ah ( Read more... )

I went to Rhode Island for the weekend, knowing that adam would be out of town, thinking it would allow me the space I needed to take apart the life we had together. Specifically, the bed. I’ve been stressing about the basic logistics of getting the mattress back to Vermont; what kind of vehicle would I need, how I would manage, etc. More so, I’ ( Read more... )

What a week. I get dumped AND Steve Martin gets married. This, my friends, this is what they call a bad spell.

Has it been more then a week? eh, maybe. It still sucks.

I attended my first college friend wedding today. It was nice. Not only is she now married, but pregnant, too. It really does not seem as strange as I once thought it would be (having friends get married and have babies, I mean). It seems normal. And fine ( Read more... )

Last week at this time I was in the middle of the most grueling hike I have ever endured. Adam and I went camping in the Catskills, and subsequently decided to go for the first hike of the season (and what, like, 4th of life?). Adam picked the hike online and neglected to tell me crucial information such as the word "strenuous" under level of ( Read more... )

Some people dismiss PMS as a myth, but I swear the mother-fucker is real. Okay, so I have a short temper and tend to get emotional as is, but add in my mother-fucking period and I can wave goodbye to all reason and logic as it leaves the shore for a 3 day vacation. Bastard ( Read more... )