i remember when i was in costa rica and i heard about the time when Fabio got his nose broken by a canadian goose that flew into him while he was on a roller coaster. i don't think i've ever been happier. i mean, you just can't even make that shit up. well in honor of Fabio, i give you this ( Read more... )

when i got into the taxi i was sharing with two other st. andrews students whom i'd never met, the first song that came on the radio was "hot in the city" by billy idol. i privately squealed but decided not to show any demonstrative interest in the song. i didn't want to have to explain the night in riverside park with the dwarves and the acid and ( Read more... )

every year i make about 8-10 resolutions. one of them is always something trivial like buying something. and this is there because it is usually the only resolution i keep. so i might not make any resolutions this year. or i might just not make any of them public ( Read more... )

damn. i am bored.


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i just threw up. haven't done that for a while. it's more and, somehow, less unpleasent than i recalled. i'm not drunk and i'm not physically ill, except for this old man cough. i might've just experienced the literal manifestation of 'making yourself sick ( Read more... )

happy happy happy. despite exhaustion all yesterday was great. i couldn't have planned a better home coming. luckily no one at home begrudged my alcohol breath this morning. and even though i was forced to get up at 10 to 9, today looks like it's shaping up to be great too.

christ. i don't want to be writing this here but i can't find my damn notebook anywhere ( Read more... )

6 hours into the 10 hour bus ride ( Read more... )

Did I disappoint you or let you down ( Read more... )

i typed in "love" for a google image search while waiting for prizzi, gio and karl to get their shit together so i can "go into town" and this is one of the first things that came up:


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