I'm not sure if anyone even knows I have an LJ anymore, but I saw Drew's post and decided to rip him off with a movie year in retrospective ( Read more... )

So, I'm 18 now (well, in 5 hours). That means I'm no longer a minor and can legally be tried as an adult... I guess my days of crime are over. I can now do "adult" things though... I can buy cigars, porn, more expensive tickets to the zoo, and can cast meaningless votes... yay ( Read more... )

So it turns out I've had pneumonia (lung infection) for 3-4 weeks now. This would explain my fairly continual exhaustion, apathy, general malaise, and why I've probably been a fairly boring and uncreative person to be around lately... hard to be interesting as a human being when one's lungs are in peril, I mean they're freakin lungs... they seem to ( Read more... )

If you were not lucky enough to grace Yiddish Appreciation Society today, here is the poem I wrote in honor of the Jewish Mothers among us (special thanks to Mrs. Greenberg, Mrs. Donenfeld, Mrs. Shifman, my mom, and Seth the freshman's mom for bringing us stories, food, and lifetimes of love)... (the first stanza is courtesy of Ben Greenberg ( Read more... )

R.I.P Johnny Carson
Yes sir, R.I.P. Johnny Carson

I've spent way too much time making mix cds for everyone... way too much time. I don't know if this means I'm filled with the christmahannkwanzaka giving spirit, if it's just on account of my general love for people (people are just kinda cool), or if it's just an easy way to avoid doing anything productive, like "studying" or "sleeping ( Read more... )

Three Most Catastrophic Days in 2004 ( Read more... )

A happy New Years to everyone ( Read more... )

I was watching a late night talk show the other night, and they had on a guy who by far beats out the inventor of the pet rock for pure business genius.... In 1980, this guy, an international law student, decided he wanted to become a real estate agent, but didn't know where to set out. Then, one night he was looking out his window at the moon and ( Read more... )

We should replace the word “and” with “snozzlefundetrepinprag ( Read more... )