( Keats Arlend app for Elegante )

It's pretty nice out right now...

[One can hear the crackling of a fire in the background of his post.]

I wonder how much longer we'll be down here... Who needs whatever the Golden Shore is. I'll take a place like this any time. Maybe not an island, but otherwise this is great.

[Keats has set up a little campfire near the beach/forest border ( Read more... )

Alright, alright... [Lets not get squirted again.]

Out of curiosity. Say you tossed something overboard... or even fell off the ship, something like that. Would you actually be able to swim in that water, or disappear somewhere, or... hell, who knows. Enough weird shit happens on this boat.

[Not to say he's been thinking about trying to leave. ( Read more... )

[Keats is holed up in an empty spot on deck 13, just staring at the field or into the false blue sky. Every once in awhile he'll glance down at his book (without really reading it,) or stop to light up a cigarette ( Read more... )

This is what I'm supposed to believe. We're all torn out of our worlds and brought to this cruise ship. Where people don't stay dead, turn into children for no reason, and randomly lose memory of ever being here.

Bullshit. I'm not about to trust this 'Alice in Wonderland' fuck up.

[But, curiosity killed the cat and he'll bite.] ... Supposedly I' ( Read more... )

Huh... you know what? This place is pretty crazy sometimes.

[Lazily stating the obvious over here. But, he sounds a lot happier and lighthearted than his usual self.]Still, I don't think I'd mind staying here. ... Ok, the whole 'staying in one spot,' isn't my thing, but if I've gotta be stuck somewhere. This isn't so bad. If I could ever get my ( Read more... )

... [Sigh goes here. How to even put this?]

If anyone's bored enough, I've got a question.

Uh... just curious I guess. What are relationships even like? I'm not the kind of guy who usually does that, so I ... wanted to know.

[Yeah. That didn't sound awkward at all. Right.]

Okay so... I'm curious. I've heard a couple people mention it... What's this 'Valentines day' holiday about?

I can kinda remember back when I was a kid... [Creasing his forehead trying to do that.] Bringing stuff to school, and you had to hand 'em out to all your friends. Something like that. So is it another kid's holiday? Christmas definitely ( Read more... )

I guess one of those Christmas presents fell behind my bed. Didn't see it or open it until now. Uh...

[Usually calm Keats sounds disturbed. He's trying for a normal tone, but it's forced.]

It's a picture. Did anyone else get a picture?

...And...what...kind of picture? Someone you knew maybe, or-- [He ends it abruptly, before he starts talking ( Read more... )

I should probably talk on this little piece. I don't want it squirting water at me... or whatever it does ( Read more... )