[Stupid whining I do not feel comfortable putting on Facebook] Me: I'm pretty lonely. I've been single for about 11 years now. Maybe I should sign up for a dating site?
Brain: Haha, are you kidding? No halfway decent guy would want you. What do you have to offer? You're not pretty or funny or smart or sexy or interesting... I mean, the only reason you have friends is that they're too nice to tell you to ( Read more... )

After my last two complain-y entries, it's probably a good idea to post an update ( Read more... )

Poor abandoned Livejournal. I'm sorry I've been spending all my time on Facebook and ignoring you. Don't worry, I still love you.

Anyway, an update on my life is probably past due at this point. ( Let's see...what's been going on? )

(cross-posted to Facebook ( Read more... )

Long time no post ( Read more... )

One of my favorite love songs. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd1IfDN6VKY

Geez, my last posting here was all the way back in September?? Sorry I've been ignoring you so much, Livejournal.

Anyway, time for resolutions.

( What does Auld Lang Syne mean anyway? )

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=29517714
( back here )

Some updates, for those who don't already know ( Read more... )

After all the crappy stuff happening recently, here's some happy news:

http://jezebel.com/5299746/bacardi-apologizes-takes-down-awful-get-an-ugly-girlfriend-site

Yay!