dobynumber5

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dobynumber5 Apr 08, 2006 19:53

sometimes sleeping for 18 hours makes everything seem like it's going to be okay.
checkmate for Doby.

Arrogance displaces action

dobynumber5 Apr 05, 2006 09:01

I hate it when I agree with the majority of Republicans...
first the DP World Ports deal and now the Rep. Cynthia McKinney brouhaha ( Read more... )

Someone give me $200,000

dobynumber5 Apr 03, 2006 13:44

Outer space is cool ...I want to go ( Read more... )

Dimly sensed concepts of direction, volition, change, and the existence of the unseen

dobynumber5 Mar 30, 2006 14:30

Now that I have learned more about my job and I’m starting to get into the flow of things, I’m really starting to like my job more and more. Even though the day-job thing kicks my ass and makes me feel dead tired early-esque in the evening I’m still loving it. I’d rather be tired from working than tired from doing nothing all day. And sleep is ( Read more... )

I have a title, and you may be impressed just by titles

dobynumber5 Mar 29, 2006 09:38

The last time I checked my name was not Toby. I could be wrong, but I believe my birth certificate says Doby. It doesn’t? Oh, I forgot that Doby isn’t actually my name, either. But if my name were Doby then that is what my birth certificate would say, instead of Toby, which it doesn’t cause even though Doby isn’t my name, neither is Toby ( Read more... )

Could it be the fates are protecting me?

dobynumber5 Mar 28, 2006 14:58

I’ve been as happy as a bag of wigs the last two days. Yeah, Sunday not so fun since I did that whole I-need-to-go-crazy-at-least-once-now-that-I-live-in-Chicago-and-I’m-just-now-realizing-that-I-actually-am-home-and-not-just-visiting thing. Now that I’m through with that I’m ready for a constant Carnival of Feet good time ( Read more... )

Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced Into Weight Loss Programs

dobynumber5 Mar 27, 2006 11:18

TLC worries me. A lot. No, like crazy a lot. I think that the guys whose job it is to come up with a program line-up have gone insane. I think maybe they are smoking too much crack….and not just by a little bit. I’m talking smoking pounds of the stuff. Or maybe they just transubstantiated (I don’t know what that word means, it just sounds like it ( Read more... )

I do, amazingly enough, weigh close to 145!

dobynumber5 Mar 24, 2006 13:57

You Should Weigh 145

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i-god

I have seen better and I have seen worse

dobynumber5 Mar 21, 2006 12:49

I am tired…dreadfully pull-the-sheet-over-my-face-and-call-me-dead tired. I feel like I could sleep for days. Literally, days ( Read more... )

The state of Illinois doesn't care that my driving is better than my cooking

dobynumber5 Mar 20, 2006 15:53

I haven't driven a car in a week ( Read more... )