MISSION: BOOT CAMP

[dracoisyourking]

Tracing charm on Bad Boy Boot and the Wayward Punch? Wicked easy.

Prophet, Bender, and God on the move? Stealthy.

Finding the Weasel's Burrow on FIRE?!

PRICELESS

AHAHAHAHAHA!

Now where the hell is Berry?

Comments

[knot_a_nott]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! BURN, BABY, BURN!!!!!!!!!

Too. Damn. FUNNY.

[tart_in_tartan]

HOLYY SHIT MISTRE MAFLOY. YOU LOOK GOOD.

[hardlyinit]

I Foresee A Rather Sudden Fall In Your Future, Minerva!!

[tart_in_tartan]

I jest tripped over my robes. You're bery good, Shibby.

[hardlyinit]

Also, You Will Suddenly Get Very Wet

[hardlyinit]

I found Your Shirt Mr Malfoy but then I Lost It

[dracoisyourking]

Dammit, where was it?! It's Black. FUCK. It's Night out!

I'll never find it!

[potter_mouth]

AND DON'T FORGET TO GIVE HIM BACK HIS BLACK T-SHIRT.

[dracoisyourking]

Awww, you're concerned about my clothing. I'm touched. Do you know where Terry is?

[terryclothrags]

Dont yuo dare.

Pucnh inside.

[dracoisyourking]

WHERE ARE YOU, THIEVING PARTRY DUMPER.

[terryclothrags]

Upstaris, don't tell newone.

[dracoisyourking]

RIGHT. I'm coming up!

[potter_mouth]

I TRIED TELLING THEM I THAT THE ROOF WAS ON FIRE AND NOW LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENED, MRS. WEASLEY'S STRIPPED AND SHE RAN OUT OF THE GHETTO!

[dracoisyourking]

SWEET MOTHER OF MANTITS, DON'T LET ME SEE THAT!

Don't put it out, it looks pretty!

[potter_mouth]

MRS. WEASLEY OR THE FIRE?

[dracoisyourking]

Mrs. Weasley, you iduiot. NO ONE Can miss the Fire!