Comments | drawma_boy: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!

drawma_boy

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!

Jun 14, 2005 09:05

The human spirit is asked to endure many things.... the pains of growth, the agonies of inevitable separations, the hardship of life's lost dreams.... and 4-inch poisonous centipedes inside one's SHOWER!! Sweet lord in Heaven, begone hoary beast ( Read more... )

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mister_a June 14 2005, 00:44:56 UTC

Was it really "white with age," as your use of 'hoary' would suggest?

Cause the 15cm (6in) one that Gareth kicked off MY LEG was jet black with bright red legs. Even more red after I doused that segmented beast with Johnny Walker and scorched off as many legs as I could with a cigarette.

Fuck Mukade.

drawma_boy June 14 2005, 01:57:58 UTC

can hoary also indicate something "ancient," as the fucker's race has been around for millions of years?!?

mister_a June 14 2005, 02:59:37 UTC

Perhaps, if you are being REALLY poetic. But I mean, come on Cody, you? Using poetic license? Simply absurd.

It would be like me using sarcasm.

In either event, it sure is funnier to picture the wyrm with great bushy eyebrows of white and a long, snowy beard...

drawma_boy June 14 2005, 03:44:59 UTC

let's explore the REAL reason we like this word -- afterall, you can't spell "hoary" without spelling "hoar"! mwuah!!

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pyrobaby June 14 2005, 01:13:51 UTC

gah!! last year i had a gokiburi shower attack once but you win!! I did have a mukade last week though. sprayed the motherfucker till it stopped moving and then chucked it out the window. My main problem right now is slugs...WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY COMING FROM? And why can't I find the mosquito net I used last summer to sleep under? God I can't wait to move somewhere urban where at least anything crawling around my house won't be able to kill me in my sleep.

lukewevers June 14 2005, 01:49:07 UTC

do just find random slug trails? It`s really effing strange, since I can never find the culprit, or how they are getting in.

pyrobaby June 14 2005, 02:17:24 UTC

No, that's the weird part... I can't find any trails. just SLUGS. lately i've been finding little baby ones around my toilet... no trails on the seat or anything... no openings to the outside anywhere in the bathroom... WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY COMING FROM? I swear to god one of my neighbors is sneaking in and planting them.

pyrobaby June 14 2005, 02:18:21 UTC

yeah, on the bright side, slugs won't kill you... but much like most of the patrons of maid cafes, just because they're harmless doesn't mean i wanna curl up in bed with one.

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<3 from Adrianne rocks_in_riots June 14 2005, 01:19:42 UTC

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Re: <3 from Adrianne mister_a June 14 2005, 01:52:35 UTC

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Re: <3 from Adrianne drawma_boy June 14 2005, 02:00:09 UTC

if you weren't so cute, i might have to give you the "mean face"!!

:P

zocalo June 14 2005, 03:24:31 UTC

at least it wasn't crawling up your ass!

drawma_boy June 14 2005, 03:46:20 UTC

let's NOT talk about the possibilites, OK?!?!

akronohten June 14 2005, 04:49:04 UTC

Gosh, and we thought the ladybugs that invaded DPU's dorms last year were bad.

Remind me again why you're living in that country?

drawma_boy June 14 2005, 05:07:48 UTC

and AND!

weren' those ASIAN ladybugs?!?!