So while surfing the 'net today I stumbled upon two things.

1) Since the reigning World's Ugliest Dog died in November, they have since crowned a new champion.

Meet Elwood


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So my ex-boyfriend (hi luke!) and I were having a little chat today via e-mail about my brother.  Apparently after my brother left Brian's house he went straight over to my house and proceeded to be a huge pain in the ass.  Fine, that's totally like him.  He pretty much antagonized Luke, invited a bunch of friends over and got all drunk.  Again, ( Read more... )

...bitches!!

LJ sure has changed in the past 2 years since I've used it.

+ get to leave soon
+ get to see "my man" soon (happy face)
- back/stomach/thumb hurrrts.
- broke

Thanks to Sarah for revamping my journal.  She is a spectacular friend.  You should really get one like her!!

Forget Crafty...She's Vapid!

Make sure you check out the behind the scenes look at Paris telling you how "the water was really cold, but it was hot."

Uh..yeah.

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Friday night I saw George Carlin. THEE George Carlin. One of the top 3 best comedians of all time. I was so excited when I got tickets - he's old, not touring too much anymore, I likened it to a "once in a lifetime opportunity".

So when my mom and her flamboyantly homosexual friend got plastered, I was pissed.

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I heard some words today that I have been dying to hear since I was 15.

"Well, if you came to work for us you could work from homeThis phrase, this simple phrase just made my heart skip a beat. I thought I would see a group of people at my front door with a giant check and randomly colored fake balloons before I heard 'work from home ( Read more... )

So this weekend, I went to see my mom's acupuncturist about my back, shoulder & neck problems because the chiro was not helpful at allI was all for it, I mean, hell why not? It was only $10 for a treatment and if it made my back feel better great, and if not - well, it's only 10 bux right ( Read more... )

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...And I'm pretty sure I know what it is.

As 7 years of court battles over a tomato (South Park reference) Terri Schiavo has finally died. This woman's spirit is finally with whatever higher power she believed in. She's finally at peace, and no longer a spectacle, or a circus or some doctor's excuse to be interviewed on CNN/MSNBC/input name of ( Read more... )