If you want to head down to the wilderness, make sure you're well-prepared. The place is literally a giant desert, with not much other than rocks, sand, and two suns. It's just as hot as you'd think, too; at least, during the daytime. I think I might have seen some settlement off in the distance but I didn't have time to explore it ( Read more... )

So who was dreaming about getting crushed by moving walls? you're lucky to have friends like that if the dream was true to life.

I'd have just climbed them, myseBy the way, don't visit the wilderness expecting a courtroom. Now it's all bright colors, pretty flowers, and dancing midgets. Just stay out of the woods; if you can't, the flying monkeys ( Read more... )

( Hopeless encounters successfully won... )

This armor won't come off.


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Starting today, I'll be working as an adventurer. And, from what I hear, I picked a hell of a time to start. You guys must need all the help you can get out there.

If anyone out there needs an escort or just another set of legs and eyes, just say so. Everyone else out there, keep up the good work.

[The handwriting is very clean and very simple, almost mechanically rigid in its form.]

This is a really strange place. The animals are all huge, the capsules all fleshy and watery, and everyone seems so... nice.

I guess it's not so bad. It's pretty relaxing.

It just doesn't feel right.

[As an afterthought.]
Can anyone read me? This is [a ( Read more... )

( Do robots dream of electric sheep? )