I just got a phone call. I picked it up, and heard only some atmospheric instrumental music and a man sobbing. Then he hung up.

Not even looking at the fact that it's none too healthy, I do not understand  how some people can regularly take a nap after eating.

Goddamnit, my stomach. It hurts.

I know you don't care, but I'll tell you anyways.

Evgeni (/Evgeny/Yevgeni however the fuck you want to transcribe it) Plushenko COMPLETELY OWNED THE SHIT out of the European Figure Skating Championships.
He's getting the gold at the Olympics. I just know it.

maybe next I'll make a journal that's not about some Russian dude

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VLADIMIR PUTIN JERKED OFF A MANTA RAY

RRRRNGH

VLAAAADIMIR PUUUUUUUUTIN

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( same old shit. same old song and dance, I'm just venting for my own gratification so don't read it if you don't want to. )

why gmail's "undo send" feature is the best and I'm glad I added it to my account as soon as it came out-

sleep deprivation, polarbearparty 's email address being right next to my roommate's on the address book dropdown, and an email linking to a pretty explicit website

Because, uh, I'm having a hard time convincing my roommate that I'm not ogling the hot dudes ( Read more... )

uh, if you look under the cut, it's your fault that you're looking at this big mopey mass of sad

( I warned you )

So pretty much everyone told me to make sure to be really good about making friends as soon as I get to college cause I'll be miserable without them. It's great advice. I wouldn't be too happy right now if I hadn't hit it off with some nice people ( Read more... )

SLIPPERY SLOPE ARGUMENTS ( Read more... )