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I'm mining, and all of a sudden... rock-dwelling baby chicks are pecking at me! Quick, I must smash them with a hammer!

I find some diamonds in the process, and give them to the woman who owns the mine, as well as some grapes I stole from her property. She's starting to like me!

Harvest Moon DS teaches me important life lessons.

NOTE: The following animal names are straight from small children's mouths. Yes, even Dave the Drinking Donkey... That would be the  best name for a children's book ever.
I arrived at my grandparents' house dressed quite nicely, with ribbons in my hair and a heaping basket of gifts. Thus, I was greeted warmly by my grandparents and uncle on my ( Read more... )

If someone shows me solid proof that this isn't a joke, I will eat my hat. Literally.

That being said, the hat I'm wearing right now is a cheap tissue-paper thing. It wouldn't be too bad or difficult to eat soaked in some Irish breakfast tea and sprinkled with sugar.

On a completely unrelated note: If hemophilia is the absence of a clotting factor in ( Read more... )

I spent fifty dollars on an incredibly shiny, handmade necktie.
...and I don't regret it.
According to some of my friends, this means that there is something wrong with me... in my opinion, they're just jealous because none of them have fifty-dollar neckties.

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Musical composers deserve far more respect than they ever get. From listening to the average conversation, it seems as though the only ones considered worth mentioning last produced music decades, if not centuries, ago. I don't understand why those currently living aren't getting as much attention as those who are long-dead, especially in the time ( Read more... )

...because my dad is paranoid and brought me to useless medical testing ( Read more... )

A question to all of you:
Do you think that punching a seagull is awesome and/or hilarious?

It's not hard to pick up something made of sculpey. You grab it by a solid-looking part and gently pick it up. Not rocket science. I can see how you might make a mistake with one, but over five seems excessive (including unbaked ones, but  my point still stands). My parents hired this damned cleaning lady for God-knows-why  and she keeps breaking ( Read more... )